May 2008
10 posts
Invasion of Pricks
Random ped (after I Honked my horn for a friend): WE’RE BEING INVADED!! Reply from another random ped: shut up prick. Overheard by: HugeF1
May 30th
Smell Your Labia
Guy: I can smell your labia from here! —outside safehouse, east of Middle Park Overheard by:  The Invisible Lines
May 30th
Russian Chicks, Rap Songs, and Hot Dogs
Guy [to Nico]: Hook me up with a Russian chick! Guy: Where the bitches at dun? Guy [still talking]: I need some pussy! —Internet Cafe in Alderney ——————————- Walking Chick [after witnessing car crash]: Damn, someone needs to write a rap song about this! —Projects by Mann & Elizabeth in Bohan...
May 29th
Pinball
Random Hobo [after being bumped into]: This ain’t pinball!!! —Beach west of Alderny Overheard by: DoomDiver_16 
May 29th
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Balls As Earrings
Cop to Robber: One squeeze and you’ll be wearing your balls as ear-rings —location unknown Overheard by: Snitch  
May 29th
She Was A Dude!
Guy on cell phone: So I called that girl I met last night, she turned out to be a dude! —near a warehouse Overheard by: Dan37290
May 29th
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Illegal Sex
Pedestrian [talking about guns in LC]: Next thing you know sex would be illegal! —Bohan Overheard by: Decy
May 29th
Oh Shit, Not Again
Cop #1 [to Nico]: You wouldnt happen to know anything about the increase in car jackings? [Nico steals car] Cop #2: Oh shit, not again! —after calling 911 Overheard by: Executioner
May 29th
My Whole Fist
Nico, [picking up prostitute]: Great, I need a reason to kill myself Nico: You know i can get my whole fist in there? —secluded location Overheard by: Snitch
May 29th
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Cheesy Vaginas!
Man: Cheesy Vaginas! —everywhere Overheard by: Everyone 
May 29th