Invasion of Pricks
Random ped (after I Honked my horn for a friend): WE’RE BEING INVADED!!
Reply from another random ped: shut up prick.
Overheard by: HugeF1
Overheard in Liberty City
a humor blog that documents snippets of conversation overheard by passersby in GTA IV's Liberty City.
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Smell Your Labia
Guy: I can smell your labia from here!
—outside safehouse, east of Middle Park
Overheard by: The Invisible Lines
Russian Chicks, Rap Songs, and Hot Dogs
Guy [to Nico]: Hook me up with a Russian chick!
Guy: Where the bitches at dun?
Guy [still talking]: I need some pussy!
—Internet Cafe in Alderney
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Walking Chick [after witnessing car crash]: Damn, someone needs to write a rap song about this!
—Projects by Mann & Elizabeth in Bohan
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Hotdog Vendor [frustrated]: Will someone F*cking buy something!
—Middle Park
Overheard by: StoNeS29
Pinball
Random Hobo [after being bumped into]: This ain’t pinball!!!
—Beach west of Alderny
Overheard by: DoomDiver_16
Balls As Earrings
Cop to Robber: One squeeze and you’ll be wearing your balls as ear-rings
—location unknown
Overheard by: Snitch
She Was A Dude!
Guy on cell phone: So I called that girl I met last night, she turned out to be a dude!
—near a warehouse
Overheard by: Dan37290
Illegal Sex
Pedestrian [talking about guns in LC]: Next thing you know sex would be illegal!
—Bohan
Overheard by: Decy
Oh Shit, Not Again
Cop #1 [to Nico]: You wouldnt happen to know anything about the increase in car jackings?
[Nico steals car]
Cop #2: Oh shit, not again!
—after calling 911
Overheard by: Executioner
My Whole Fist
Nico, [picking up prostitute]: Great, I need a reason to kill myself
Nico: You know i can get my whole fist in there?
—secluded location
Overheard by: Snitch
